Hey Kids, Check Out My New Contact Lenses!

Hey Kids, One Time I Shot an Elephant in My Pajamas...

...how he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Hey Kids, Whoaaa I've got 9-D Glasses!

Hey Kids, I'm An Inventor!

Hey Kids, I Made My Own Hot Tub!

Hey Kids, Call The Town Crier And Get Me Outta Here!!!

Hey Kids, Meet Your New Mommy!

Hey Kids, Wugga Wugga I'm a Bushman!

Hey Kids, I'm Keepin' it Real!

"Who let the dogs out?"

Hey Kids, Whoaaaaa My Head is a Circle!

Hey Kids," I Vant To Suck Your Blood!"

Hey Kids, I'm the Tin Man! Mmmmm oil... oil.....

Hey Kids, The Birthday King Likes His Wench

Hey Kids, Call the Game Warden!

Hey Kids, Grrrrrr I'm a Sea Urchin!

Hey Kids, Remember That Scene in Total Recall?

Hey Kids, I Claim This Beach In the Name of Dadkind!